First of all, yes, this is a real site and not just some artificially created computer site.
Secondly, Dorothy, you're not in Kansas anymore! >:o)
Thirdly, I want to thank each and every one of you for stop and buy. It really means a lot to me that you would take the time out of your busy schedule to visit us here at the Land Of Odds, where we try our best to provide you with access to all the kinds of odds and ends that your heart desires. And lest you think that it may be the only reason why we are here, let me remind you that we are not simply here to sell you just any kind of odds and ends. Instead, we are here to try to sell you the high quality new and used odds and ends that you need and really want. All of this is done at with competitive and reasonable prices that you don't mind paying and we don't mind accepting. In all, it's a win-win for the both of us: You get what you need and want, and I get to enjoy seeing you get what you need or want. And for an added bonus, I get a little bit more closet and garage space so I can move around a little bit more freely.