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Uncle Pooter spent many years as a truck driver, and over those years he became savvy of those little ways you can get by for little or nothin'! One of those ways was to clean his headlights using a specially-blended formula he created by using 6 unique ingredients which took off the oxidation and buildup from miles of driving. That formula polished up the headlights on his 1990 Peterbilt and now he's bottled his formula for YOU to try! "Git ya some" today & try it for yourself! In the words of Uncle Pooter, "It's cheap, an' it works!"

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When we came up with the idea for Uncle Pooters, the whole idea was to make it for the working-class Joe, the single mom, the teenager with his or her first car and those in general with a tight budget. (The working class) We aimed to keep our prices low at rock bottom, but still be effective. This way, we can still sell in volume, but keep our customers happy. This is made for vehicles such as Hyundai Accents, Kia Sephias, Dodge / Plymouth Neons, Fords, Nissans, Hondas, Toyotas, Chrysler /Jeep / Mopar, Oldsmobile and the mainstream norm. Sure, it will work on high-end vehicles, and that is where a sealer should be used.

 

 
 

 

 

Basically, so many hard-working people are driving to work & back in their older vehicles nowadays, they want to keep it looking as best they can, but not spend an arm & a leg on professional headlight restoration to do so. They just don't have the cash flow to do so, so that's where we come in. Maybe they're trying to resell it & make its value look better or just keep it looking as best they can! We don't know, but we DO know it works on plastic lenses, and for those on a budget, this is for you!

 

The ones who have newer, cars have no need for it, and BMW Porsches, Lexus' Mercedes, Jaguar & the like SHOULD have a sealer on top of it, but these products market a sealer to everyone making it seem as though they need it, when they really don't because the general public doesn't know any better.

 

Let's face it; if you're driving around in a 1998 Honda Civic that is your main mode of transportation and has a book value of $2500...you're just trying to keep your car looking the best you can. That's where Uncle Pooters can help out and we offer our 2.5 - oz bottle, and we also have 3-oz and 4-oz bottles up to cases and 1-gallon jugs for commercial & wholesale use!

Headlight Restoration, Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce Blue

 

 

 

 

On the other hand, if you're driving a GMC Yukon Denali that has a book value of $47000, then yes, Even though you'll get great results from our product, a sealer would be in order or a professional.

 

We market to the working class & not try & gouge folks with double talk like a lot of other companies do out there.

 

They'll tell you you need a sealant because of UV rays etc. but the bottom line is, the headlight needs to be deoxidized & cleaned.

 


We're small so we don't have all the publicity that goes along with many new products. However: We DO mix our own batches by hand, print and cut our own labels and ship next-day! (Sometimes same-day!) We purchase and order all of our products from within The U.S. We're earth-friendly too! We use 100% recyclable plastic bottles,  and use recyclable cardboard boxes. Even our string is 100% biodegradable!